I think the entire purpose of me traveling to México back in March was strictly for the sake of spending 4 days in Puerto Vallarta.Let me tell you,it did not disappoint!I mean the fever on the 2 hour bus ride there and missing WrestleMania (Yeah I missed it for you,baka!lol) couldn’t strip away how much I absolutely enjoyed Puerto Vallarta!I now understand why tourist flock to that place.
Without further ado,my memory in México: Puerto Vallarta!
What would a Kyo story be without some last minute,poorly prepared shenanigans ne?Well you are in luck!So the night before the trip to Puerto Vallarta,I decided I would pack what little I had in the morning… yeah it wasn’t a great idea.We had to get to the bus station by 7am(I think???),so we agreed to wake up at 5am,but I don’t think neither of us paid attention to our alarms because we never slept!I think my friend slept maybe an hour or less,but we were walking around like zombies scrambling to get our bags and ourselves together!I didn’t sleep because I am addicted to the streaming app “Twitch”,yes yes… I am a nerd,but I was also feeling extremely chilly and as I said before,México is warm,even at night.So it was strange and some weird stomach cramps followed!I thought I was dying yo!Spoiler alert: I survived!Anyways,we managed to drag our asses through traffic and got to the bus station.I would say after waiting for about 30 minutes,our bus arrived,we showed our tickets,checked in our luggage,they gave snacks (!!!yay!!!),and boom,we were on a comfortable bus!We were able to watch movies on the bus,but I couldn’t because the lady sitting in front of me decided to recline her seat towards me!I was upset,but thankful for bone-thin frame,otherwise I would be a human tomato!My friend fell asleep,snoring the entire time lmao,I couldn’t sleep because I was busy being annoyed by Ms.Recline and just being in awe of the scenery.
Finally,after a 2 hour ride,our bus stopped and we reached Puerto Vallarta!We called an uber to our airbnb,but because of some weird feud,taxi drivers won’t allow ubers anywhere near bus stations or airports!Anyways,we met the host of the bnb,got a tour,and that place was gorgeous!!After getting settled in,I immediately crashed after showering because of my lingering fever and my friend was ever so kind enough to grab us KFC!I owe her a million thanks.While she was away,I figured out the channel that showed wrestling,so I was cho happy lol!
Anyways,The second day,we went to local place she used to eat at to get food.I didn’t eat because my stomach goes through a weird phase while recovering from illness,so I sat cho envious lol.After she finished her meal,we shopped around for stuff we could play with on the beach!Yes,two adults looking for beach toys…. what a time to be alive ne.So we ended up not buying the toys,so we took a bus to a supermarket called “Walmart” and it was filled with so many American people yo!I thought Americans didn’t exist in México lol.But,the reason I bring up this place is not for the shopping or the cheap beer we scored,but for the fact that this baka(my friend) bought an ice cream from McDonald’s,licked it,and somehow spilled it all over herself LMAO!!I literally died of laughter and couldn’t help teasing her about it for the remainder of the shopping lol.
We got back,took a nap,,woke up,got dressed,and headed downtown to the boardwalk and that place was DREAM!!There were cool shops everywhere,a Starbucks,McDonald’s,night clubs that had costumed workers trying to convince women to join their club,a nightclub that had a huge single person swing that swings outside into the crowd,and FOOD EVERYWHERE!!I had never been to a boardwalk in my life,so I was completely overwhelmed and amazed,my friend seemed to be on a mission lol.Not sure why she was so intense,but she’s the leader.The difficult part was finding food at a reasonable price.We wanted to eat at a place that served drinks and food at a decent price,so I allowed the budgeting master work her magic and we finally found a nice place!I had great food,unfortunately the staff kept missing the mark with my friend.I felt so bad.I’m sorry.
After eating,we walked around some more and there were great sand sculptures everywhere(the one in the photo above),performances,the sounds of the waves crashing on shore,the sea breezed air,and the overall festive atmosphere made that night unforgettable for me.
The third day was beach day!I don’t know why,maybe it’s because I took too long showering that morning,but we were so bitchy with each other all the way up until actually being on the beach lol!We stopped to eat breakfast (her) and she was still upset with me,but the waiter put a poncho on me and with my strawhat,it made her chuckle and snap a pic ugh!At least she wasn’t mad at me anymore so yay!So we FINALLY got to the beach,feeling the warm sand still follows my feet to this very day, the waves crashed suddenly against our legs,and she let out a cho loud scream lol!What a big baby!We went to an area that was like a bar on the beach!Paying customers got nice umbrella-shaded seats and everyone else got meh seats.Still,the beach was so much fun!I don’t think my friend enjoyed it that much because she wanted to go swimming.
We got back to the bnb,grabbed some beers,and headed to the pool!Yes,we had a pool,be jealous!Please don’t.I sat next to the pool because I can’t swim,true story.So I just watched my mermaid friend swim around while I drank my delicious beer.
Later that day we went to a nice local restaurant and I had some AMAZING Mexican dishes!To this very day,I still can’t eat anything here because I miss the food so much!:( Thank you for taking me to that place!
The next day,it was time to go back to Guadalajara.It was sad leaving beautiful Puerto Vallarta,but I kinda missed Guadalajara.So we got our snacks,luggage checked in,and boarded the bus.The funny thing is,we were literally the first few people on the bus and we could’ve had any seat we wanted,although the seats are on the tickets.Didn’t matter!We chose the back seats to be away from everyone and positioning of the seats were perfect as to not catch so much sunlight.My friend,the star of this trip,allowed her guilty conscience to make us forfeit our perfect seats!How was her honesty rewarded?The guy seated in front of her reclined all the way back to her knees,he was loud,the elderly group wouldn’t stop talking literally,and a little girl kept standing up by our seats and staring at us lol!My friend was cho pissed off,but I found it hilarious!
Thus ending our Puerto Vallarta trip.It was fun!